Wednesday, April 4, 2012

The Jedi Knight and other funnies

My boys have been cracking me up lately so I must share!

Reed: My teacher at my school taught me to shake my booty!
Me: What teacher at what school (obviously he is not in school yet)
Reed: Master Obi Wan Kenobi

Kai: You know what I'm going to do when I get bigger?
Me: What?
Kai: Well, you know that place next to your old office...K.O.I (Kentucky of Indiana auto part store),
Me: Yes
Kai: I'm going to paint that O into an A to make it say KAI!
Me: Like, how big are you going to be when you do this?
Kai: When I'm a teenager and I have my own car.

After baseball practice one night, we swung by the drive thru at McDonald's. When we got home, Kai had to lug in his gear, so he set his drink on the sidewalk.

Kai: Reed can you grab my cup for me, my hands are full.
Reed walks over to Kai and grabs his crotch because Kai had a cup on
Kai: Not that cup, my DRINK CUP!!

It was too funny, Kai and I were laughing hysterically but Reed didn't understand what was so funny.